little enneagram things
1w9: my morals are better than your morals and im going to nap instead of listen to your criticism. goodbye
1w2: i am a self righteous moral crusader
2w1: I am a slightly more sensitive moral crusader and also i exist literally to serve things and causes and not lead them
2w3: i am a pathetic slave to other’s opinions
3w2: i need to climb the social ladder by alternating between doormat and hyper competitive asswipe, in short i bring two faced to a whole other level
3w4: i need to stand out by achieving things and i am the definition of stomping on people’s faces to get what i want
4w3: i dont know what i want [sits in a corner rocking back and forth]
4w5: i want to stand out by not standing out. also i am a tool
5w4: look at how smart and passionate i am while standing out but please don’t actually pay attention to me because if you look too hard i will shatter wait why are you looking at me stop please
5w6: i am paranoid about being paranoid
6w5: if my social group isnt equal and homogenous i will pick it apart, send a letter of resignation and leave
6w7: if people look at me enough maybe it will alleviate my paranoia and anxiety about everything as long as i dont act TOO out there. wait. wait guys where are you g
7w6: i want to be fun and also be liked and my own self generated conflict threatens me
7w8: i am a plague upon humanity, i burned the crops and poisoned the water supply what are you going to do about it i’m curious
8w7: i am a plague upon humanity, i burned the crops and poisoned the water supply, and you can’t do anything about it
8w9: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
9w8: [takes a nap while maintaining my air of aloof morality]
That sequence occurs in the grim no-man’s-land between English and German battlefield trenches. Though Diana has been told she can’t cross it and must play by man’s rules, she takes it upon herself to save women and children threatened by the Germans. It’s a very powerful moment. We have a character committing to her true self, doing what she believes needs to be done.
fav part of new pinof!
liking that new mullet guy from stranger things is straight culture and I won’t be a part of it
WRONG Billy is so fucking gay. he is so gay that he can hardly stand it. the straights have been Fooled
get off this post in Jesus name I pray
jlaw:
Did you know, sir? Then? Did I know that I just met the most dangerous dark wizard of all time? No.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) dir. David Yates